FAQ

Q: where did the name New York New come from?

A: a pre-LLM AI came up with it while auto generating rap lyrics.

Q: just... why?

A: why not?

Q: so how do you, like, go about sampling all those farts?

A: The fart in potentia manifests as a discernable pressure within the colon. Notice of this pressure may prompt the retrival of a microphone, cellular device, or other audio recording equipment. Acute control of the sphincter must be exercised thoughout this process to prevent premature flatulence. Finally, the recording function may be activated, and the gasseous accumulation may be allowed to escape vibratiously, or ejected forcefully for a variance in tone.